Paul Needs Got A Kidney
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✦Breaking news from the Sutton household

Paul NeedsGot a Kidney.

The wait is over. Paul Sutton has a brand-new kidney and, because Paul never does anything halfway, a brand-new pancreas too. This website finally gets to change its headline.

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Corrections & clarifications

We'd like to issue a correction.

For months, the biggest words on this website were β€œPaul Needs A Kidney.” We are delighted to report that sentence is now factually incorrect. Drag the handle to see the edit.

⏰ Paul is actively waiting for a kidney donor. Every day matters.
πŸ”΄ Urgent β€” living donor needed
Paul Needs
A Kidney.
Before

best edit we've ever made

Now starring

Meet the new team.

One kidney, one pancreas, both reporting for duty. Paul was hoping for one new organ. He got a matching set.

A cartoon kidney in a party hat high-fiving a cartoon pancreas wearing sunglasses and a crown
No. 001

The Kidney

Legendary

Position: Head of Filtration

Cleans the blood, balances the fluids, keeps the whole operation running quietly in the background.

  • Filtering
  • Party hat
  • Teamwork

Showed up in a party hat. Read the room perfectly.

No. 002

The Pancreas

Bonus round

Position: Chief Insulin Officer

Makes insulin and digestive enzymes. Nobody saw the two-for-one coming, except the pancreas.

  • Insulin
  • Crown
  • Surprise

Wore sunglasses indoors. Earned it.

The first annual Sutton Awards

And the award goes to…

Paul. It goes to Paul. The judges were not impartial, and they'd like that on the record.

2026
Comeback of the YearWinner Β· Paul Sutton
2 for 1
Best Two-for-One DealWinner Β· Paul Sutton
∞
Most Patient PatientWinner Β· Paul Sutton
β™₯
Best Supporting CastWinner Β· Paul's family
Paul and his son grinning in their seats at a concert
more concerts βœ“
Paul on a canyon overlook
more views βœ“

What a new kidney buys

  • More birthdays.
  • More concerts.
  • More graduations.
  • More road trips.
  • More lazy Sundays.
  • More Paul.

A moment of gratitude

Somewhere, someone said yes.

Every transplant begins with a gift. To the donor and the donor's family: thank you, from all of us and from two very hard-working new organs. To the surgeons, nurses and the whole transplant team: thank you. And to everyone who read this page, got tested, printed a flyer or hit share: you were part of this too.

Pay it forward

Paul's wait is over. Theirs isn't.

100,000+

people in the United States are on the national transplant waiting list right now. Paul's story got its happy ending. You can help write the next one.

Dear Paul,

Welcome to the rest of your life. We're so glad you're here for it.

β€” everyone who loves you

Sign the card

Send Paul some love.

A note, a cheer, or the worst organ pun you can come up with. It goes straight to the family inbox, and they'll read every one to him.